Did you forget your Blogger password? No.
Did you slip into a coma? No, although I would at least be well-rested.
Did your brain fall out of your ear? Um, I don't think so...today, anyway.
Did you fall off the face of the earth? Well, obviously not.
I just got in a funk. No, I didn't forget to bathe. I simply didn't feel like I could write anything worthwhile. I really like to be entertaining, at least a little. This is *not* where you should tell me that my blog is never entertaining!
Seems like last weekend was a blur. We had a trip coming up and I was very busy not getting ready for it.
So we've traveled. And halfway to our destination, we blew a fuse in the van. The fuse that controls the cigarette lighters/power ports, which we plug the portable DVD player into. And since
What is so intriguing to children about saying 'Mommy' when they don't need one stinkin' thing? There are only so many things you can do for them while in the car. They had food. They had drinks. They had books. They had magna-doodles. They had blankets. They had music. They had naps. Why, oh why, did they keep calling my name??
I would change my name to encyclopedia if I thought they couldn't say it.
One of them can.
The other one can probably get close.
**I am not a smoker. And for the record, I think it's a nasty, smelly habit. I've said my piece.**