We're out for dinner.
Mom to boy: Sit down.
Dad to boy: Sit down, turn around.
Mom to boy: Shh...don't be so loud.
Dad to boy: Evan, eat. (usually don't have to tell him to do this one!)
Mom to boy: Turn around and sit down.
Boy to mom:
Dad: Did you just say....
Mom: He did. Take him.
Dad: (grabs boy, stands him up)
Boy: Are you gonna fire me up???
Mom: (turns head for fear of being busted laughing)